Vroom, vroom, vroom . . .
No, this isn’t a car commercial. This post is dedicated to all the women who have become addicted to their vibrators.
I once dated a woman who was completely addicted to a vibrator the size of a horse. You know the one . . . it’s supposed to be a back massager. You plug it in, straddle it like a pony, put it on full speed, and kick back and ride it like a bucking bronco.
Because of this addiction, there was no way I could get her to cum. No matter what I did – whether I used my tongue, my finger or my joystick – I could not sensate her body like her vroom vroom stick.
Look, I’m all about sex toys. If I were a woman, I’d walk around with one of those mechanical eggs. You know, the remote control ones. That way I could be sitting bored during a movie, turn up the speed and quietly have an orgasm.
The problem is that so many women become so vibrator addicted that they can’t have orgasms during sex. Now I’ve always been the type of guy who doesn’t like to cum alone. Hell, when I go to a party I always like to bring something . . . be it a bottle of wine, a friend or my dog. Sex for me is no different. I really don’t enjoy getting off if she doesn’t.
Again, I’m all for seeing what the magic toy does. You never now if BOB (“battery operated boyfriend”) may be able to teach me a thing or two. So many women, though, are vibrator addicted that they can’t cum with a man and that causes them to miss out on true intimacy.
If you want to feel that real, deep, emotional connection with a man when you have sex, you HAVE to wean yourself off your vibrator.
Now I have no issues with putting in the effort required to make it happen for a woman. I’ll dive down there for an hour. If it takes an hour the first time, it’ll take her 59 minutes the next time. It’s about learning your lover’s body. Through oral sex, you can really learn your lover’s body. Any man who really cares about you will have no problem spending the time to pleasure you the way you need.
Here’s the thing ladies. Yes, orgasms are amazing. And I love the fact you can have one after the other after the other. But if you want to feel that real, deep, emotional connection with a man when you have sex, you HAVE to wean yourself off your vibrator.
There’s nothing wrong with including toys in the bedroom, but don’t make them the whole deal. I guarantee you, no battery-induced orgasm will ever feel as good as the orgasm created by a man who loves, craves, and desires you like no other.
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