Hello again, my tweetie-pies! How are you doing? Just a reminder to send in your Valentine’s Day questions—I know you have ‘em, people!—over the next week or so. I’d really love to help you out around one of the most stressful holidays for a couple. Yeah, I said stressful. I know I’m normally all rainbows and conversation hearts about Valentine’s Day but even a romantic like myself can see that Valentine’s Day is tough on couples—old and new. So, shout out your questions and I’ll get ‘em answers. Now, onto this week’s #AskPatti questions! Read more
I hope that title got your attention. Now, what I want you to do is drop your pants, your skirt, or whatever it is you’re wearing, and look at your “equipment.” What do you have there? Do you have a penis? Good, I didn’t think so. So why do so many women in this world today act as if they have penises?
Do you know what men desire? Femininity. Men desire that sense of sweetness and nurturing in a woman. The trouble is so many women have become so damn masculine nowadays. I can hear you thinking now, “The reason we’re masculine is because men are so feminine.” Read more
Have you ever started a new job or project without getting feedback from an outside eye? With no one to consult with regarding your efforts, you are left in a constant state of worry about if you are doing a good job. With no benchmark to measure if you are on the right track, it’s easy to become that obnoxious person looking to anyone and everyone for reassurance.
How could anyone succeed in this type of environment?! Read more
You know those friends who won’t stop talking about their boyfriends? They go on and on about how he has the perfect penis. Their boyfriend is supposedly the most attentive, loving creature, and is the best at oral sex. “Someday you’ll understand.”
The next time they want to tell you about their romantic Valentine’s Day plans and “perfect” sex life, tell them about your night. Eight orgasms in a half-hour. Maybe someday they’ll understand. Who needs a boyfriend when you can have seven inches of silicone, eight pulsation patterns, and six hours of battery life?
Here are the 5 of the best boyfriends vibrators for all you amazing single ladies. Read more
I’m a great believer that every diet plan offers a kernel of wisdom. But what about those who can’t stand the wheat—or, more specifically, gluten? Should people who have dumped bread entirely, not to mention pasta and cake, get out of the kitchen?
Gluten is a protein composite found in foods processed from wheat, barley and rye. It gives dough elasticity and helps it rise and keep its shape, and it can impart a chewy texture to foods. Read more
Women ask me all the time, “David, why do men go cold? I’ve been seeing this guy. It’s been going great, and I thought he liked me. Now he isn’t answering my calls or texts. I just don’t get it. What’s gone wrong?”
And the thing is, there could be a dozen reasons why a man goes cold on you. He could be scared of commitment, he could be a player, he could be married, or perhaps something in your behavior pushed him away. Read more
