We all dream of getting that perfect Valentine’s Day gift that takes our breath away and makes us want to show the giver how grateful we are. It’s got be romantic and thoughtful, more sophisticated than a mixtape but more intimate than a food processor. We’re looking for a gift that comes with a very specific message: “I love you, I know what you like and I didn’t get this 12 hours ago at Target.” Read more
ARIES.
(March 20 - April 19):
How do you make room for yourself at a table that’s already full? Identify what’s missing piques buyers’ interests. How you mean to solve it will secure the invite.TAURUS.
(April 20 - May 20):
You know there’s more going on beneath the surface, but you’ll learn nothing hanging by the side of the pool. Take the plunge. Read more
How many bags of Conversation Hearts have you eaten so far this Valentine’s Day season? I’m going to plead the fifth on my number. It’s embarrassingly high. I tell myself that eating Conversation Hearts is basically a job responsibility for me. Anyway, Valentine’s Day is right around the corner and if you’re dating a rich, successful man, I bet you’re struggling with what to get him. Well, you’ve come to the right place. I have 7 ideas for gifts that will make the man who has everything feel like a million bucks.
- Cufflinks
- Scotch tasting
- A strip dance
- Lingerie
- Deluxe aphrodisiacs
ARIES.
(March 20 - April 19):
A job offer or opportunity comes your way vis-à-vis an influential woman. But new doesn’t mean different. You could be trading one rut for another.TAURUS.
(April 20 - May 20):
You’ve grown in ways you didn’t expect and are ready for new challenges. Don’t be intimidated. It’s time to put your best foot forward. Read more


