Capricorn: Friday, March 8, 2024

People aren’t plotting behind your back. It’s just an unfortunate coincidence that so many things got botched at once. Don’t mistake incompetence for a conspiracy.

Aquarius: Friday, March 8, 2024

Thoughts slip like water between your fingers today, but don’t try to explain it. People will only think you’re on something illegal.

Pisces: Friday, March 8, 2024

Mercury conjunct Neptune may be disorienting for others, but it’s business as usual for you. In fact your mind has never been keener.

Aries: Friday, March 8, 2024

Don’t say the first thing that comes to mind. Mercury is conjunct Neptune today and that innocent Freudian slip could send you running for cover.

Taurus: Friday, March 8, 2024

Two courses of action aren’t as contradictory as you think. Take a step back and you’ll soon see how one complements the other.

Gemini: Friday, March 8, 2024

Mercury under the influence of Neptune is like its own altered state. Avoid alcohol or operating heavy machinery today.