Anyone who’s been single for more than a second has gone on a downright rotten first date. I’m talking about the kind of date that makes you doubt that the entire human race, because if this a-hole is a human, then something is majorly wrong with humanity in general. Maybe the date says something racist or is way too overtly sexual or has political beliefs that are offensive to you. Maybe he takes out dental floss and cleans his teeth at the table, in front of you, and flicks a piece of chewed bread onto your plate of pasta. Read more
ARIES.
(March 20 - April 19):
Does might make right? The answer’s more complex than you think. It’s time to do some heavy soul searching.TAURUS.
(April 20 - May 20):
Efforts at avoiding an unpleasant topic could lead you to paint yourself into a corner. You’re better off telling it like it is and facing the music. Read more
I haven’t always been the biggest physical fitness buff. There have been periods of my life where I didn’t work out at all. And let me tell you, I regret them! Re-discovering working out has been one of my best gifts to myself. Working out has made me such a better version of myself. I feel stronger, healthier and more alive now that I work out on a regular basis. Also, I feel like I’m able to be a better partner. Read more
ARIES.
(March 20 - April 19):
You can always throw a tantrum if you want, but it’s better to discuss your differences instead. You’ll be happier with the result.TAURUS.
(April 20 - May 20):
When all else fails, do nothing. Sheer immovability ensures opponents will go looking for easier prey. Read more
You won’t believe how often I hear the sentence, “Ugh, you won’t believe what my mother just did!” followed by a massive eye roll. All the time! And you might think that I’m spending a large amount of time with teen girls. But, I’m not. I’m hearing this complaint and seeing those ginormous eye rolls from fully grown women. Mother interference is something most women never outgrow. Fortunately, my mother has always respected all boundaries I set up, which kind of makes her the unicorn of Jewish mothers. Read more
