“Let’s try bondage. I want you to tie me up and do me,” is something most men don’t mind hearing.
My friend, let’s call him George, has waited his whole life for a woman to say these words. George is the kind of bloke who admits he watches porn all the time after a couple Old Fashions. They always confess to the sex expert that they want to tie a woman up just like in their favorite porn… Read more
I know, you already know how to give a blow job. I used to think so too when I first started my career as a sexologist. Then I talked to hundreds of men and women about their preferences and techniques. I was still pretty convinced I knew how to perform like a champ, but then I met Conner Habib, a gay man who happens to do porn (listen to my podcast with Conner Habib here). If anyone knows how to give a blow job it’s going to be a gay porn star. Here’s some of my advice, Conner’s advice, and all the advice I’ve received from my Sex with Emily listeners combined into one glorious blow job.
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There are so many articles on the internet teaching women, “how to give an amazing blowjob” but you know what’s so weird about it?
The articles are all written by women. That seems crazy to me. See, no matter how expert a woman thinks she is at giving blowjobs, she’s not as great as she believes.
Why?
It’s because men don’t get blowjobs half as much as they should, so when a woman finally gives them one, they’re not bothered how good at it she is. They’re just happy a woman has her mouth around them at all. Anything feels amazing to them. So they tell her, “You’re the best I’ve ever had. Amazing. Sucks like a princess” And the woman goes off feeling like an expert. Read more
It’s that horrible time of the year again. The time when the holiday lull is over, annual budgets have been made and staffing cuts come crashing down on unsuspecting employees. I know a lot of people, specifically the significant others of some of my best ladyfriends, who’ve lost their jobs recently. Read more
You found the dude you’re going to marry... you think. He has everything you’ve ever hoped for in a partner and is basically perfect except for one small thing... he won’t get down on one knee and pop the question. You’ve been waiting and waiting, but there have been no steps forward toward engagement. I get it, girl. I’ve been there myself. This can be totally infuriating and make you question your entire relationship. Before you totally spin out, take a deep breath and keep reading. Here are five things to do if your man just won’t propose. Read more
I talk a lot about how to get to a first date and how to get through one, but I don’t think we’ve covered post date protocol enough on PattiKnows. Specifically, the post first date rejection. I know, crappy subject. But, if you’re a single girl who’s dating, it’s going to happen to you. It happens to the best of us. Even me. Hell, especially me! So, here’s my five-step fail proof method for dealing with post first date rejection.
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