(March 20 – April 19):
Don’t be so quick to choose sides because they’ll only trade places. People are contrary for contrary’s sake with the Moon in Gemini today.
(April 20 – May 20):
The reason you won’t budge is because people tend to make changes for change’s sake. Hang out long enough and they’ll change things back.
(May 21 – June 20):
Grievances may be more a reflection of what’s going on with you than the other party. Take a closer look at what’s going on with your side of the mirror.
(June 21 – July 21):
You’re so moody that even you wouldn’t want to spend time with you. Skies clear tomorrow.
(July 22 – Aug. 22):
You’re unusually scattered so take extra time to sort through thoughts and priorities. Nobody’s in a rush.
(Aug. 23 – Sept. 22):
The compulsion to fiddle with things is irrepressible. Sit on your hands if need be or you’ll undo all the good work that you’ve done.
(Sept. 23 – Oct. 22):
Don’t try to make sense of all the inconsistencies. It will only drive you crazy. Just smile and nod in all the right places and you’ll be fine.
(Oct. 23 – Nov. 21):
Thankfully nobody will mess with you today. Your reputation for not suffering fools gladly keeps them at bay.
(Nov. 22 – Dec. 20):
You’ll want to throw up your hands in exasperation, but don’t. Calmly walk people through the promises that they made and they’ll wind up keeping them.
(Dec. 21 – Jan. 19):
Don’t expect to get anything done. Besides it’s supposed to be a four-day weekend. Take the time off and you’ll be ready to go on Monday.
(Jan. 20 – Feb. 17):
People feed on negative attention. Keep this in mind as they try to rope you into today’s crisis du jour. Keep your distance and it will resolve itself.
(Feb. 18 – March 19):
It doesn’t matter how many times you change your position you’ll only change it again. You can save yourself a lot of trouble by just staying put. It’s where you’ll wind up anyway.