When navigating our way through the dating jungle, we come across a variety of male species. Sure, there’s the player, the jerk and the commitment-phobe, but now we have a new species: the Man Child. I’ve yet to come up with a catchy term for this phenomenon (Mandren? Chilan?), but that doesn’t change the fact that they’re out there. Boys disguised as men. They have the body of a 27-year-old, but the maturity of a toddler. Here are the top five signs that you’re dating a man child:
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Maybe you’ve just started getting serious with a guy, or you want to re-ignite some passion in your relationship. What can you do as a woman to drive your man wild with desire? What do men really find sexy?
If you believe what the media tells you, all of us are into high heels and red sexy lingerie. All you have to do to make your man harder than stone is to moan a few times in his ear, and tell him “I want you.” Read more
Hello again, my tweetie-pies! How are you doing? Just a reminder to send in your Valentine’s Day questions—I know you have ‘em, people!—over the next week or so. I’d really love to help you out around one of the most stressful holidays for a couple. Yeah, I said stressful. I know I’m normally all rainbows and conversation hearts about Valentine’s Day but even a romantic like myself can see that Valentine’s Day is tough on couples—old and new. So, shout out your questions and I’ll get ‘em answers. Now, onto this week’s #AskPatti questions! Read more
I hope that title got your attention. Now, what I want you to do is drop your pants, your skirt, or whatever it is you’re wearing, and look at your “equipment.” What do you have there? Do you have a penis? Good, I didn’t think so. So why do so many women in this world today act as if they have penises?
Do you know what men desire? Femininity. Men desire that sense of sweetness and nurturing in a woman. The trouble is so many women have become so damn masculine nowadays. I can hear you thinking now, “The reason we’re masculine is because men are so feminine.” Read more
Have you ever started a new job or project without getting feedback from an outside eye? With no one to consult with regarding your efforts, you are left in a constant state of worry about if you are doing a good job. With no benchmark to measure if you are on the right track, it’s easy to become that obnoxious person looking to anyone and everyone for reassurance.
How could anyone succeed in this type of environment?! Read more
You know those friends who won’t stop talking about their boyfriends? They go on and on about how he has the perfect penis. Their boyfriend is supposedly the most attentive, loving creature, and is the best at oral sex. “Someday you’ll understand.”
The next time they want to tell you about their romantic Valentine’s Day plans and “perfect” sex life, tell them about your night. Eight orgasms in a half-hour. Maybe someday they’ll understand. Who needs a boyfriend when you can have seven inches of silicone, eight pulsation patterns, and six hours of battery life?
Here are the 5 of the best boyfriends vibrators for all you amazing single ladies. Read more
