Hello again, my AskPatti-ers. Another week and another round of amazing questions from you all. When I started this column, I really thought I’d be answering one question a week. But you all have so many important and inspiring questions that I can’t help but fit as many as I possibly can into every column. So, welcome to another week of rapid fire #AskPatti questions. Let’s jump in. Read more
Before finding a certified matchmaker
many people try online dating, and I understand why. Online dating seems easy and accessible. You turn on the computer, sign up, and the browsing of eligible singles begins.
Unfortunately, although it seems like a great medium to meet new people, online dating comes with some major cons
. Photos can be out of date, people are often dishonest on their profiles, and the cost and time spent on the site quickly adds up due to the amount of sifting through profiles involved. Read more
Many consider the Hand Job (HJ) a lost art form– an uncherished relic from Sophomore year of High School. When a BJ
seems too ambitious, you give a dry-handed tug. The hand job is often done half-assed because people don’t put their hearts into it, and don’t use nearly enough lube
Man mastered the hand job on himself out of necessity. He realized around age 13 how amazing his penis
is, and how no one will even think about touching it for at least two years. But even if you don’t know the exact rhythm and pressure he prefers, you have the advantage of not being his left hand, and having breasts
(among other things).
While the hand job might not be your go-to move in the bedroom, you should definitely give it a second chance and work it into your rotation. Sure, many guys might think, “I’ve got this, why do I need my girlfriend to give me a HJ?” Well, those are the guys who haven’t had it done the way I’m about to explain to you. It’s just like scratching an itch. Sure, you can scratch your own back, but isn’t it better when someone else scratches it for you? (Note: Do not scratch his penis. This is a metaphor.) Read more
I’ve lived in LA-LA land for a long time, so I’ve seen my fair share of plastic surgery—the very, very good, the very, very bad and everything in between. And because surgery is so common here—I swear there are more plastic surgeon’s offices than Starbucks in LA—I’ve been asked by a lot of my female clients if plastic surgery will get them a better man. Instead of giving them a yes or no answer, I often have a lot of questions for them. What can I say? I’m like the Cheshire Cat of plastic surgery advice. In case you’re wondering the same thing, here are those questions for you to ask yourself. Read more
There are so many articles on the internet teaching women, “how to give an amazing blowjob” but you know what’s so weird about it?
The articles are all written by women. That seems crazy to me. See, no matter how expert a woman thinks she is at giving blowjobs, she’s not as great as she believes.
It’s because men don’t get blowjobs half as much as they should, so when a woman finally gives them one, they’re not bothered how good at it she is. They’re just happy a woman has her mouth around them at all. Anything feels amazing to them. So they tell her, “You’re the best I’ve ever had. Amazing. Sucks like a princess” And the woman goes off feeling like an expert. Read more